Yoongi: Why are you calling me this late?
Jungkook: I need your help. I've done something bad, very bad.
Yoongi: Put the corpse on ice, I'm on my way.
Jungkook: What? No, it's not- why would I-
Yoongi: My future partner must be of the utmost logical mind and—
Namjoon: *trips over a plant and apologizes to it*
Yoongi: — I want that one.
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Namjoon: [on the phone] Jungkook, you okay?
Jungkook: I'm mostly confused. I'm not sure how orange correlates with black in a way that's new.
Namjoon: Step away from the Netflix.
Taehyung: Are those tears?
Yoongi: They're awesome, regal pain tears.
Taehyung: ...
Yoongi: They're not emotional.
Jimin: Yoongi...
Yoongi: Okay, they're a little bit emotional.
Hoseok: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.
Yoongi: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at three in the morning to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.
Seokjin: We agreed that's how we'd raise our kids.
Namjoon: Our kids? Jin, we're not married.
Seokjin: Namjoon, we're a little married.
Namjoon: I know. I love it.
Taehyung: I completely stand by what I said when I was drunk.
Jimin: You were yelling at me about how we don’t deserve ducklings.
Taehyung: Listen. We live in a cruel, disgusting world that is dark and angry. Have you seen a duckling, Jimin? They are soft, fluffy and pure.
Jimin: ...are you crying?
Taehyung: [crying] They are entirely too pure for this ugly world. We must protect them.
Taehyung: How dumb do they think we are?
Jungkook: Sometimes Namjoon leaves me pictures of food instead of a shopping list.
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Jungkook: *Sees a cute puppy being walked* Aww look Jimin hyung it reminds me of you!
Jimin: What, cute? High energy? Snuggly? Adorable?~
Jungkook: *Looks Jimin in the eyes* Small.
