Seokjin: We agreed that's how we'd raise our kids.
Namjoon: Our kids? Jin, we're not married.
Seokjin: Namjoon, we're a little married.
Namjoon: I know. I love it.
Yoongi: Why are you calling me this late?
Jungkook: I need your help. I've done something bad, very bad.
Yoongi: Put the corpse on ice, I'm on my way.
Jungkook: What? No, it's not- why would I-
Yoongi: My future partner must be of the utmost logical mind and—
Namjoon: *trips over a plant and apologizes to it*
Yoongi: — I want that one.
Namjoon: [on the phone] Jungkook, you okay?
Jungkook: I'm mostly confused. I'm not sure how orange correlates with black in a way that's new.
Namjoon: Step away from the Netflix.
man i have so much edits now but i seriously am so lazy to post them
Hoseok: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.
Yoongi: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at three in the morning to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.
Taehyung: How dumb do they think we are?
Jungkook: Sometimes Namjoon leaves me pictures of food instead of a shopping list.
jimin: [screams]
jungkook, establishing dominance as the baby of the group: [screams back louder]
i rEMEMBER THIS FROM MODERN FAMILY HAHAHAHAHA
some random wallpapers :p
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Jungkook: *Sees a cute puppy being walked* Aww look Jimin hyung it reminds me of you!
Jimin: What, cute? High energy? Snuggly? Adorable?~
Jungkook: *Looks Jimin in the eyes* Small.
